Wow! It's been over a year since we've posted a blog to this page. To be honest, the social media people forgot Wix had a blog feature....

Hello, cow punchers! Thank you for your continued support. We don't intend on so much radio silence- the world's just been crazy! Lots to...

I, Skyler Amadeus Jefferson, formally denounce the actions of Hamas leading to the current war between Israel and Palestine and mourn the...

Hello from the Legalize Cow Punching team! We're sorry to say we have a little bit of unfortunate news. We know we promised to get the...

COW PUNCHERS!! How ya doing? We've officially set up a business type deal with Wix. We're gonna be able to sell you coffee mugs, and a...

Hellooooooooooooooooo cow punchers! So, I admit. I did a dumb thing. The official Legalize Cow Punching discord server is up and...

Hey there, Legalize Cow Punching supporters! Thanks so much for stopping by to read the blog. It means a lot to me. I hope you've been...

Helloooooooooooooooo, cow punchers! Man, we haven't made one of these posts in a while. Almost a month! I'm really, really sorry about...

Greetings, loyal supporters of Legalize Cow Punching! Sorry you haven't heard anything substantial from us for a little bit- We've been...

Hello, loyal supporters! We're sorry we've been quiet for a little while. We promise we don't mean to be! We've been SUPER busy working...

So.. Skyler did a thing. Our entire marketing team, including the guy on the Board of Directors, took one look at him and went "Why on...

Hey there, cow punchers! It's been a little bit since we made an update to the site, huh? Don't worry, we haven't forgotten about you (I...

Hey there, Facebook users! I've been noticing a lot of you stopping by lately. I really appreciate your interest in our movement!...

Hellooooooooooooo cow punchers! I've got some exciting news for you! I've removed the Sponsorship Blacklist part of the main page to...

...That's it, you can go

Hey all! Skyler back again. (Boy, I really should hire someone to write these for me, shouldn't I? Oh well!) I'm gonna go ahead and...

Hello, loyal supporters of the Legalize Cow Punching Moovement! Thanks for taking the time to click on this post, and thank you so much...

Hey all. On behalf of myself as CEO and the entire organization, we apologize for the lack of updates to the website, blog posts, and...

I really, really didn't want to have to write something like this. This is supposed to be a fun joke site that I spent way too much time...

Made the Ukraine heart smaller. While we love and support the people of Ukraine, it doesn't need to take up a massive chunk of the screen.