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Board of Executives
Aros Rose, Chief Operating Officer
Aros Rose is the second in command of Legalize Cow Punching. A young, quick witted, highly talented woman with a fierce passion for justice and punching cows.
Nox, Office Therapist
She's a cat. A black cat. As some would say, a void kitty. She meows. And meows. And kills things. And plays. And meows. Got problems? Tell her. She'll meow.
Gary
Look, Gary is kinda just.. There. He doesn't have an official executive title. Not even Skyler knows what he does at the office. He's Gary. He's there. He's an executive. And we all simultaneously love and fear Gary.
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