An Important, More Fun Announcement

Hey all. On behalf of myself as CEO and the entire organization, we apologize for the lack of updates to the website, blog posts, and overall radio silence. We have spent a considerable amount of time since the last update going all hands on deck with our legal team to figure out if further action should be taken on those that used our inbox system for the purposes of targeted harassment. It has been determined that we will not be filing any lawsuits regarding the incident. The inbox feature will be restored in due time. To be a bit more serious for a sec: You two know who you are. If you got friends in on this, than this little part is for them too: There will be consequences. No harm will come to you, I assure you. However; You've had your fun. You got your small victories. My foot is down. Now for the actual announcement. I decided to forgo hiring a development team for the Legalize Cow Punching official app that was going to be released on the Google Play and App Store. I was going to use Wix's built in app making feature, and keeping it simple and user friendly. Unfortunately, doing so and publishing the app costs a ludicrous amount of money. I got an opportunity to show Jeff Bezos how much it would cost, and while he acted calm, I could feel a sudden warm puddle under my feet, and a faint smell of asparagus. So, we at the Legalize Cow Punching organization have taken a different route. As CEO, I am proud to announce I will personally and singlehandedly be working on the official Legalize Cow Punching video game! It will be an RPG about a man at the top of his field, working away day in and day out, only to find he had been replaced by what would become his mortal enemy: A cow. Upon release, YOU can help that poor soul get his vengeance, and enact justice on a cruel world. No official release date at this time. No official release platform at this time, other than PC. I'm hoping I'll get it on Steam, but I may have to bend the knee and use Gamejolt. Thank you for your continued support, Skyler Jefferson, CEO P.S: Hey, previously mentioned dickheads: You could.. You know.. At least make an effort and not fall for a pen name. And a fake ID. Y'know you can order those online for like a hundred bucks, right?