Hey there, cow punchers! It's been a little bit since we made an update to the site, huh? Don't worry, we haven't forgotten about you (I mean hey, Skyler is over here making blog posts all the time, how could we?) We've been hard at work for YOU, our favorite, amazing moovement warriors, to make the site even better. Something that you can be proud to share with the world as we continue our fight to Legalize Cow Punching!
We've moved our short little legal disclaimer to the main page, so that top bar isn't so cluttered. Right there, front and center, so (hopefully) Skyler doesn't get sued. But don't just take our word for it. Here's a statement from an actual, human being, showing you how nice he is: "Skyler Jefferson is such a nice guy that sweets are jealous of him!" No, we aren't making that up. Want proof? Here ya go.
For those of you that are wondering, yes, that is an actual discord conversation. Yes, we acknowledge that isn't the default Discord background. Yes, we are admitting we modded Discord. It looks better this way. Moving on: We've also added gift cards! We don't have custom amounts yet, but we have amounts ranging anywhere from $25 to a billion dollars. Give the gift of liberty to your friends, family, or a boss you really, REALLY want to fire you. If that last thing happens, shoot us an email. Skyler will absolutely hire you. Once again, thank you for all your continued support. We're starting to become blips on the radar, so the battle shall rage on! With love, The Legalize Cow Punching Organization
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