Hey there, Legalize Cow Punching supporters! Thanks so much for stopping by to read the blog. It means a lot to me. I hope you've been keeping up with our social media pages! But just in case, I'll give you a quick rundown on everything that's going on. PETA has blocked the Legalize Cow Punching official Facebook page. We consider this a SUBSTANTIAL victory! Not only did we call them out on their total hypocrisy and outright cruelty, we brought receipts and links. They didn't like that, so we got blocked on Facebook. We're not gonna continue to poke the bear on Facebook- They're salty bitches and we don't want to violate cyber harassment laws. They have lawyers that are paid a lot more than ours. That's spooky. We're working on the mugs. I know this was announced months ago, but there's several key reasons the mug run was pushed back. 1- Cost of Production. We don't currently make any money. We're not gonna tell you to buy any items on the website shop, because you really shouldn't. They're just jokes. Buying the mugs would come out of my own pocket, and life circumstances have just not allowed it to happen yet. 2- Working out where to sell it. I know, that sounds simple, right? No. While Wix (what the website runs on) does have an implemented shop, that would be a bump up in subscription cost to actually be able to access the payments. So I've been researching places like eBay or Wish or etsy, and trying to determine what's best in order to circumvent unneeded costs. 3- Charity proceeds. I don't wanna sell ANY Legalize Cow Punching mugs or potential future merchandise without it doing some good for the world. But what I want to do is figure out the RIGHT charity for it to go to. I've considered doing multiple limited runs of the mugs (multiple if successful, of course) and doing different charities for each run. The "Board of Directors" page has been totally revamped. As we showed in a previous legal disclaimer, we had a bunch of random, wacky, and funny people on the page. I then sat down and realized that, even with the disclaimer, literally every person/entity on there could see it and sue the absolute shit out of us. A bad lawsuit will destroy the movement. But luckily, due to the amazing growth of the company, I was able to actually have the slots filled with our REAL board. They're not directors, however. We don't have a board of directors because we're not massive corporate assholes. So we went for something less asshole-ish: Board of Executives. Feel free to give it a visit and get to know a little about the REAL people running Legalize Cow Punching.
Now for something that hasn't been announced on our social media: The official Legalize Cow Punching video game release date. It's still in development. But we've finally decided on a hard deadline, a hard release date, unless total disaster/impossible circumstances strikes. Ladies and gentlemen, the official release date: September 21st. You WILL remember the twenty first night of September, because the greatest RPG of all time is coming out. More info on the mugs soon. We got something brewing. Official Legalize Cow Punching discord server coming soon. Thank you for your continued support of Legalize Cow Punching. We love you. -Skyler Jefferson, CEO
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