New Organization Motto

Hello, loyal supporters! We're sorry we've been quiet for a little while. We promise we don't mean to be! We've been SUPER busy working on all kinds of new stuff for the organization- Employee uniforms, changing the company motto, us talking to a lawyer about if we can use it as our company motto, Skyler kicking in the door holding a bottle of whiskey and saying he doesn't give a fuck and to change it anyway, and perfecting the mugs for when we do a limited sale! We announced it on our Facebook, but we'll do it here too: We'll be doing a limited sale run of Legalize Cow Punching coffee mugs in early summer. We're shooting for June or July. They will be $20 before tax/shipping, and 10% of the gross sale will go to the ASPCA. Sorry- We can't send the mugs outside the US. Skyler tried. He was kicked in the testicles by 45 members of US Homeland Security. And that's before he even left our office in Cleveland. Onto the feature presentation: The motto of Legalize Cow Punching is no longer "For Our Liberty". We are now changing it to what will be displayed on our uniforms: "Fuck Peta". Thank you for your continued support. -The Legalize Cow Punching Marketing Team